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10. Dudes Who Wear Skinny Jeans

February 17, 2009 · 62 Comments

Ed’s note: To get the irony/meaning of this letter, I implore you to step back and read No. 9 (The People Who Think I’m Gay) first.

Dear Fellas:

We are only a few letters into this project, and we’ve already learned that we have a bevy of problems in this world. Some have easy solutions (cut your hair, Kanye and clickignorechica). Others make no sense. This is unquestionably the latter.

I’m befuddled by this predicament.

You see, when a woman decides that she wants to wear plaid, baggy jeans, a hoodie and or some Jordans, there is little to no problem. It’s OK by most standards. But when a man — who is clearly not trying to be RuPaul — decides that he wants to wear women’s clothing … well, we have a situation.

Now, I’m not one to contradict myself (this is a lie), so I’m not going to judge you at all. I’ll leave that up to whoever is supposed to do that. I’m just going to write this and let what happens happen. Here goes nothing:

No explanation needed here.

No explanation needed here.

Halter tops, stilettos, dresses, skorts and skinny jeans. These are articles of women’s clothing and shoes. All of them. Case closed. So why is it that somewhere, somehow someone thought it would be a chic idea for men to walk into a department or designer store, try on and buy jeans made for women? (I know what most of you reading this are thinking, but I’m not going there. I can’t do it considering what I wrote yesterday.)

Eventually, some straight men and designers decided they would go along with the fad, too. The trend made its way to the runways, and now male celebrities — rock stars, actors and hip hoppers alike — are eating it up so much that Lil Wayne is trying his best to make it gangsta to rock skinny jeans.

Ain’t that a trip? Wayne, the hip hop artist with the most current success (he has the Grammy, record sales and Gatorade endorsement to prove it), is really trying to make so that hip hoppers transition from the laissez-faire, 25-year trend of baggy and saggy jeans to the polar opposite: wearing jeans so tight that there’s no possible way you can sag or even put two nickels in your right pocket. The only people he, and others who have succumb to this God-awful movement, is doing proud are the city politicians who have passed laws against sagging pants (google Dallas, sagging pants). And even they are likely looking at you all — dudes in skinny jeans — wondering, “What in the world got into them?”

I declare. To paraphrase Jay-z: I wouldn’t wear skinny jeans even if my knots did fit.

rileyfree

Riley Freeman explains to Granddad why is outfit is cool.

There’s one thing I do know, though. Aaron McGruder must be a prophet. McGruder, the creator of “The Boondocks” cartoon strip and television show, parodied something similar in an episode just over a year ago (“The Story of Gangstalicious, Part 2″). Men actually followed a trend set by fictitious hip hop icon Gangstalicious who wore halter tops made from wife beaters, skorts and a manbag. Riley Freeman, a primary character with a gangsta mentality, even fell victim.

I can’t make this up. But McGruder did … well before this mess of a fad snowballed. I want to know where McGruder got that foresight. That stuff is invaluable prior to situations like this.

But now, all I can do is hope that you, dudes in skinny jeans, realize that this is maybe the worst male trend to come around since Hammer pants. If you can see what I’m talking about, you’ll stop what you’re doing immediately.

Disgruntled Again,

Damon

P.S. Shouts out to the People’s Champ RVS  and the “Skinny Jeans Are Not Gangsta” Facebook movement for the knowledge.

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62 responses so far ↓

  • blackgirlinmaine // February 17, 2009 at 7:26 am | Reply

    I agree that men should leave the skinny jeans alone…truthfully most women should do the same thing. There is probably only 10% of the population that can wear skinny jeans.

    The idea of a bunch of rappers and wanna be thugs walking around in skinny jeans is just scary. How about some pants that just fit?

  • thismayconcernyou // February 17, 2009 at 7:47 am | Reply

    And they need to fit comfortably. They can’t be snug. That’s not cool. I’ll admit that I had Hammer pants (and the matching purple jacket) … but I was 13. I know for a fact I would have never put skinny jeans on at that age or ever.

  • RVS // February 17, 2009 at 9:16 am | Reply

    I think McGruder got the idea from a couple of the songs that were out at the time glorifying “Louie Bags” and “Duffle Bag Boys.” As he and his team jokingly created this episode, I don’t think they thought that things would go this far.

    -RVS

  • liz // February 17, 2009 at 9:21 am | Reply

    it doesn’t bother me… lol. still funny post and that gangstalicious boondocks was hilarious. one of my favorites along with the onwe where grand-dad was trying to marry the ho! ha!

  • LiLu // February 17, 2009 at 9:30 am | Reply

    Honestly? Hammer pants were better. At least they were funny, instead of just emasculating.

  • Lynn // February 17, 2009 at 10:49 am | Reply

    i disagree, but my taste is different than most. you might enjoy this:

    http://themoment.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/02/05/the-next-level-boys-with-birkins/

  • thismayconcernyou // February 17, 2009 at 10:54 am | Reply

    That (that link) is supposed to be a funny, huh Lynn? lol. I just want men — who aren’t cross dressers — to wear men’s clothing and shoes. That’s all. I mean, you can wear whatever you want but ………..

  • jlbd // February 17, 2009 at 11:39 am | Reply

    yeah, the skinny jeans are not tight (no pun intended) on men…i know for a fact if i saw a man in skinny jeans i would already assume….you know….anyway, i love skinny jeans, they look great on me :)

  • S. Neal // February 17, 2009 at 2:00 pm | Reply

    That picture of Riley made me spit my drink out all over my desk. I must see that episode.

    Side note: I only wear skinny jeans now.

  • Big Man // February 17, 2009 at 3:00 pm | Reply

    Skinny jeans were the natural backlash against the baggy movement. It’s really just another attempt at being retro. Have you forgotten how tight pants were in the 70s?

    Also, contrary to what you wrote, many young men in skinny jeans do sag their pants. That’s the standard way young African Americans wear them. So, you have some super tight jeans, belted tightly around some young dudes thighs. And boxers everywhere.

    Crazy.

  • thismayconcernyou // February 17, 2009 at 3:49 pm | Reply

    let it be known, world, that S. Neal is female. ok. that’s all.

    Big Man: Crazy is the only appropriate word for what you just described. I pray I never ever, ever see some dude with skinny belted around his thighs. Ever. lol.

  • Cristi // February 17, 2009 at 4:36 pm | Reply

    So eloquently put! I simply do not understand the whole trend. A guy that can wear tighter jeans than me is seriously a scary thought lol.

  • Ian // February 18, 2009 at 10:39 am | Reply

    I’ll show you fashion.

    http://ianguerin.com/node/1281

  • Ebony // February 28, 2009 at 2:53 pm | Reply

    That Gangstalicious episode was my absolute favorite. I support everything you say about men in skinny jeans but I absolutely LOVE MINE!!!! Those exclamations are a proper representation of my emotion.

  • anon // March 1, 2009 at 8:35 am | Reply

    …they are clothes…

  • Johnny // March 4, 2009 at 7:34 pm | Reply

    I think that anyone:
    -Men
    -Women
    -Blacks
    -Whites
    -Asians
    Can wear skinny jeans, or anything for that matter.
    I am a white straight male and have no shame in admitting I wear skinny jeans. Not only are they skinny— they are what Pac-sun call “Drakes Skinnest”– nearly skin tight pants. They aren’t the most comfortable of jeans, but hey, as long as I feel that I look good? that’s all that matters. Equality is the most important thing on this earth, why can’t people see that?

  • Gizzle // March 9, 2009 at 5:19 pm | Reply

    I’ve seen the tight, skinny jeans sagged at a dude’s thighs and it is WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.

    Here’s a parting gift for you though:
    http://www.blinkx.com/video/man-bra/wiMHwIB-2a0HDDjYoQOOBA

    “Homies over hoes! Homies over hoes! Do the ho-mie! Do the ho-mie!”

  • smocc // March 17, 2009 at 9:03 pm | Reply

    LOL why are all these females hattin on dudes in skinny jeans?? Maybe it’s because thet’re fat and can’t fit in them. NO straight male is trying on female jeans, I’m pretty sure levi “My levis is skinny so I’m walkin wit da weapon out”, Hot topic etc. Sales them for man. HI HATERS

  • Anonymous // April 1, 2009 at 10:33 pm | Reply

    To me skinny jeans are the symbol of the androgynous rebel. Skinny jeans were first worn by guys anyway. Remember at one point it wasn’t even acceptable for women to wear jeans.

  • Zachary B // April 29, 2009 at 6:21 pm | Reply

    Don’t like skinny jeans? Fine, don’t wear them!
    Don’t like seeing guys wear skinny jeans? Turn away when you see one!
    I’m a dude, I love skinny/tight jeans, and I’ll keep wearing them no matter what anyone says or thinks. The fact that you and others hate them so much makes me gladly wear them more.

  • Zachary B // April 29, 2009 at 6:22 pm | Reply

    Don’t like skinny jeans? Fine, don’t wear them!
    Don’t like seeing guys wear skinny jeans? Turn your eyes away when you see one!
    I’m a dude, I love skinny/tight jeans, and I’ll keep wearing them no matter what anyone says or thinks. The fact that you and others hate them so much makes me gladly wear them more.

  • Zachary B // April 29, 2009 at 6:23 pm | Reply

    Sorry for the double (and now triple) post….

  • Tiffa // May 5, 2009 at 4:57 pm | Reply

    lol IMHO, guys wearing skinny jeans=ftw

  • Mal // May 18, 2009 at 5:15 pm | Reply

    That episode of Boondocks was classic…Aaron was right on it…these fads can get out of control. Folks lack originality, and that is the case with the skinny jeans. If they look good on you, and that’s your style and your swag…go for it. But…when you can’t get your wallet out of your pocket…or 75% of your underwear is showing…or you can’t take a seat – all because your pants are too tight…get a grip, and in the words of MJ, “…make that change!”

  • Phil // May 20, 2009 at 9:19 pm | Reply

    Uhm… If I do say so myself whoever is writing this needs to do some serious fashion history. Now I’m not into studying fashion, designing clothes, any of that. What I am into is not being a small minded douchebag, so here goes. Male skinny jeans isn’t a new trend, it’s a repeating one. Look at the 70s, that (as far as I know) is when they first originated, not just recently, they just recently came back into popularity. So before you go insulting people for their personal preferences, just a little research next time, that’s all I ask.

  • Why so Awesomeness? // May 29, 2009 at 4:09 pm | Reply

    man, im crazy late to the party but umm….

    Maybe skinny jeans are a good thing. It cuts circulation to the balls area, lowering spermcount, which means people who wear them can’t procreate. That’s a win for humanity.

    Just because something is a revolving trend doesn’t mean it makes it okay. Powder blue tuxes with the crazy bowties were popular at one time too.

    My general rule for clothes: Never buy anything you’ll look at in 10 years and say “damn, i can’t believe i wore that”

  • julian // June 8, 2009 at 8:28 am | Reply

    first off i wear skinny jeans n they r awsome
    2nd most people who hate skinny jeans r fat or just posers who think of dudes who wear them r gay
    3rd im straight n the perseption of dudes who wear skinny jeans r gay is wrong
    4th skinny jeans do nuthin to shrink or tell how big u r down below the waist n even if they r tight in that area u should maybe get a bigger fit
    5th im pretty sure like most poser rappers in a year they will be wearin skinny jeans
    skinny jeans ftw :)

  • chris // June 11, 2009 at 9:33 am | Reply

    well everyone is trying to act emo thats y kids are wearing skinny jeans and skaters wear em because they think theyre more flexible i wear purple skinny jeans and people think im a man for some reason

    LAST DAY OF SCHOOL FTW!

  • da best thing walkin since shoes // July 10, 2009 at 10:59 pm | Reply

    in ma skewl dere is a fuck mess of guys who wear dem idk y dey do… sometimes it looks gay on dem but on some bois dey look gud but i personaly as a gurl tink dat gurls should wear dem not bois oooooh no bois r goin gay!!!!!!!! lol jk sry if i offended any gay ppl here but anywayz ya it looks gay on dem dey shouldn’t wear dem only gurls should i mean u imagine a guy wid mini shorts or a mini skirt eew gay aldough ma bf looks guuud in skinny jeans lol :) ps i live in calli woot woot shout out to ma state yall!!!!!were we be jerkin ya!!!!!!!

  • reluctant80s // July 21, 2009 at 8:54 pm | Reply

    Hammer pants are making a comeback–and i’m scared.

  • g baby // August 23, 2009 at 12:41 pm | Reply

    y r ppl tlkin bout dudes wearing skinny jeans ok girls can wear baggy cargos but we cant wear skinny jeans??
    All these celeberties wearing skinny jeans and they get all respect but a group called new boyz come out and wear them and now ppl saying it gay and stuff you know what i respect those dudes so all you haters can….
    STFU!!

  • g baby // August 23, 2009 at 12:44 pm | Reply

    u kno what if you wear skinny jeans jus wear them and let the haters hate cuz they either cant afford it or they cant wear them

    F U HATERS!!!!

  • NotePad // October 27, 2009 at 9:01 pm | Reply

    Okay, I am late. I wear skinnies that I wear normaly for a dude. And cargos that sit at my thighs. So saying that a guy is gay for wearing skinnies proves just how America has really slowed down. Im strait and I don’t care what others say. And to the chick that thinks her boyfriend is the only guy that looks good in skinnies please learn to type. Thank You

  • This da threats... // October 28, 2009 at 7:35 am | Reply

    I like my package to breathe so I’m never wearing skinny jeans. And I do find it amusing when I see guys wearing them…especially those who sag them. It just looks stupid. I can understand baggy pants sagging because they naturally fall off your arse from being too big. But skinny jeans are supposed to fit like “skin,” so it just makes no sense to sag them. Oh but wait. Maybe you all are sagging your skinnies with the hopes of letting your packages breathe too. Maybe if you put on some ish that actually fit you wouldn’t have that problem. But whatever, do you. If guys want to wear denim leggings, I say let them. Jay said “grow a set men.” That said, anyone wearing women’s clothing MUST not have a “set” and MUST therefore be considered a woman – PERIOD! And I say we treat them as such.

  • Pat // October 28, 2009 at 8:20 pm | Reply

    I personally like skinny jeans jus not the ones dat are so tight u can barely walk in them but they are a good exotic fashion statement especially the colored ones the only thing I disagre with is the people that never wore them an called people gay that wore them then when the new boyz came out with it they wanna go get get some an its no longer gay THAT JUST MAKES ME SICK an ps: JUS BECAUSE YOU WEAR THEM DOESN’T MEAN YOU ARE FRESH YUU HAV TO KNO WAT YOUR DOING!!!!!!!!!

    • Hurt // December 6, 2009 at 4:53 am | Reply

      I agree. Until 2000 or so, guys who wore tight clothes were clowned. Now it’s cool. WTF. I don’t have a problem with it don’t think anyones gay. I think people are lame for following trends and contradicting themselves. Btw I used my iPod to type this. Excuse the gram errors

  • Jonathan // October 31, 2009 at 12:02 am | Reply

    XD
    well yur right skinny jeans are not gangster
    but there’s a stile call the punk and it involves
    skinny jeans .i like them and they fit me
    then again if u think about it too tight its not good
    lets just say this is pointless ._. ur not gonna make punks,emos,skaters ext…to stop wearin em

  • c.wright // November 5, 2009 at 10:59 am | Reply

    imma male who wears skinnys. no i dont go in the store and head to the female section of the store and cop my clothes. they do have male skinny jeans. as long as your jeans dont fit tight and show curves like it would a female or so tight you can see your male pieces through them. i say skinny jeans are way more fashionable than the ten sizes to big sagging below my booty cheeks look and the oversized tees. id rather rock my skinnys and a small tee any day over that look.

  • Renovendetti // November 6, 2009 at 10:55 am | Reply

    Umm, no. there are pants made for guys that have a skinny fit. they’re not girl pants. big difference. girl skinny jeans on a guy hug the balls and have no room to breathe. guy skinny jeans are just like normal, fit jean at the waist. idk why people automatically assume that they are super tight on the crotch area. people are stupid and need to get their facts right before stating them. guys and girls alone can wear whatever they want, so stop trying to change them and worry about yourselves.

  • Richardo // November 9, 2009 at 9:54 am | Reply

    YESS YESSS . . Renovendetti . . . You said it all right there . . . They gotta worry about themselves and not worry about how people dress . . .who they think they are too judge somebody how they look . . . smh people make no damn sense . . I ROCK THEM SKINNIES and I HAVE A FASHION SENSE OF STYLE . . SO I CAN GET IT WHATEVER I WANT. . . People tell me I dress good and it aint a lie . . Like how Ciara song goes . . . KISS MY SWAG!!

  • KDOG MONEY // November 19, 2009 at 6:06 pm | Reply

    NIGGERS!

  • MrCool // November 27, 2009 at 11:17 pm | Reply

    I find all the anti-skinny jeans arguments funny. From the comments on them being “ball-squeezers” (Let it be known that there are skinny jeans that are tight around the legs and normal around the crotch) to them being only for “emo culture.” While they are included in emo styles, they are by no means just for it. Furthermore, even if they were, I fail to see why that’s bad. Maybe in your close-minded head, but not in reality.

    As far as the “effeminate” argument, truth is: skinny jeans DO make us guys a bit feminine-looking. Just take a look back in time and you’ll notice a ton of glam metal artists wearing them.

    The thing is: it doesn’t really matter. Wearers know this, but aren’t fazed. Mostly because we don’t follow the couple-thousand-year-old view that man is defined only as a gigantic brute or the current idea that man should scrutinize himself 24/7 to make sure a single speck of glitter doesn’t appear on him, lest his manliness be incinerated the moment he is caught.

    Put simply and much more shortly: the common arguements vs. skinny jeans may as well be dropped. Unless you’re an individual who believes man must follow a strict dress-code to be “manly” or weak-minded enough to break everytime your sexuality is questioned, they hold no value. I’m a proud wearer who has gotten plenty of criticisms as well as praises, each from both genders. Funny thing is: criticisms ended when people realized I wasn’t bothered. Yet compliments seem to be everlong.

  • Xanpher... // December 6, 2009 at 7:36 am | Reply

    Well . i wear skinny jeans and ive met so many girls and hooked up….im not bragging but comon it is hott….besides its so stupid that people wear those baggy clothes and its just so stupid….you look huge and dominant just to earn respect ‘nigger’ . thats the message it sends out….and its so dumb that you have clothes to match gender but at the end of the day its made from the exact same material as eachother…..but all i can say to this pathetic trivial site is that society has fried your brains out!!!!!!! no comment .

  • Xanpher... // December 6, 2009 at 7:39 am | Reply

    well said mr cool . respect from south africa!!!!!!!!!

  • dan london // December 28, 2009 at 4:49 pm | Reply

    skinny jeans rule

  • Dennis // January 3, 2010 at 1:56 am | Reply

    It’s all about the fit. Skinny jeans are practically the only pants I find that I don’t have to wear 2 sizes down, yet still fall off my ass without a belt. Americans are fat and the fashion industry caters to that through size inflation. My 511 Skinny jeans are actually comfortably loose on me without feeling like clown pants, but then again I’m a 193cm beanpole. Develop own sartorial style, one size does not fit all.

    • Joe // January 23, 2010 at 2:24 pm | Reply

      A really good store to check is Hot Topic. They have an online website. My friend is similar and wears stinger fit 26 or 28, 32’s. They have alot too. Pretty nice, and un parachute clown-ified.

  • Desere // January 6, 2010 at 3:20 am | Reply

    I work with some men that wear skinny jeans and they look a lot better in them that some women that have tried to wear them ! I don’t see anything wrong with men wearing them , afterall , it gives us women a reason to get in shape to wear them ! If they can make the jeans look good , what is the problem ?

  • b RAD // January 6, 2010 at 5:29 pm | Reply

    In the words of Drake:

    “I can rock skinny jeans cause my credit card’s thinny”

  • Kevin // January 10, 2010 at 3:25 pm | Reply

    I’m a cross-dresser, but spend 99% of my time in “guy mode”. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t like men’s skinny jeans. I don’t know what the big deal is–if you like something, buy it.

  • LiL_J // January 12, 2010 at 7:27 pm | Reply

    Look i rock skinny jeans. I dnt give a damm what people say because i feel comfartable wearing it.. And i dont get why people say that if you waer skinny jeans you dont got no balls thats BS to me cuz skinny jeans for males they have room so your crotch can breath so FUCK HATERS

  • Bojanglez // January 17, 2010 at 5:49 pm | Reply

    Skinny Jeans ….are both extremely comfortable and fashionable…otherwise explain how people who wear them have gotten so popular and successful…its very shallow minded and ignorant to judge people because of what they wear.

  • Joe // January 23, 2010 at 2:20 pm | Reply

    I think that skinny jeans are pretty awesome. First off, they arent uncomfortable in the crotch like everyone says because they have elasticity. Unless your forcing yourself into tiny “skinnys” like half of the people who wear them do, it is only tight around the shins. Second, many older people say that skinny jeans are associated with homosexuals. I find that insensitive and a bit hurtful. I wear skinny jeans alot and to hear that is pretty bad because I have alot of friends who are homosexual and alot of friends who are straight. More of my straight friends wear skinny jeans than my homosexual friends. And finally, just about everyone thinks that skinny jeans are worn only by emo people. The majority of emo people wear a skinny jean that “Social Collision” from “Hot Topic” sells called the Stinger Fit. They are extremely tight and are pretty painful to wear unless you have the right body to. The Rude Fit sold at “Hot Topic” is alot looser in the crotch, there is more room in the leg, and is avilable in flat colors like blue, black and brown; along with a few out of the ordinary colors such as Red Double Dye, Bondage(chains and zippers everywhere), and Shattered.
    No matter what sex you are, YOU choose what you wear and who you hang out with. If you hang out with judgemental people, than get judged. But if you can find the right group that wont care what you wear, stick with them and never let go.

    What do you think about skinny jeans? Leeave replys below.
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  • DJ // February 1, 2010 at 1:48 am | Reply

    im a guy, everyone knows im strait, i hav a girlfriend, weve been together fr a year now, i wear skinny jeans. i dont wear colored ones or super skin tight ones but i wear skinny jeans. i dont think any guy i see wearing them gay unless theyr pink or i see makeup on his face. just like when i see a black guy with baggy pants on, i dont asume hes a threat or anything, its just how he dresses. i hate when people are judged based just on what they wear. im sure however you dress there is a website out there talking about how gay you look. you never win. as soon as you accept the fact the everyone has a different opinion in fashion the better

  • ThePurificators // February 2, 2010 at 10:21 pm | Reply

    You people are dumb.
    You do realize they make skinny jeans for men?
    You must be stupid if you think guys wear Womens skinny jeans.
    I wear skinnys Cause i skate and i feel more free
    Theyre not uncomfortable either theyre actually pretty good to wear and fine.
    IF you think guys were girls skinny jeans your plain stupid or probbaly don’t notice.
    JC penny sells mens skinny jeans..If you think theyre womens skinny jeans go die in a hole you idiot.

  • troothbet0ld // February 4, 2010 at 1:12 am | Reply

    the person who wrote this article is either one of the following…

    #1) he/she is hiding his/her own wanting to wear skinny jeans and thinks if he/she rants on em, he’ll/she’ll loose the mindset to wear em

    #2) he/she thinks skinnys are only for gays, and he’s/she’s a homophobic fucker whos trying to hide his/her own homosexuality by ranting

    #3) he/she is truly jealous that us skinny jean wearers are able to put them on without busting the button or tearing a seam

    #4) just a dumb fuck who “has so much masculinity” its okay to bash skinny jeans for some reason… if ur so manly, and only want manly stuff, go have anal sex and dominate your partner. hows that, gay basher?!

    and to the dude who said “and MUST therefore be considered a woman – PERIOD! And I say we treat them as such.” (press command F, or control F and search for it) – are you implying a woman’s rights argument into this? dumbfucker….

  • troothbet0ld // February 4, 2010 at 1:13 am | Reply

    the person who wrote this article is either one of the following…

    #1) he/she is hiding his/her own wanting to wear skinny jeans and thinks if he/she rants on em, he’ll/she’ll loose the mindset to wear em

    #2) he/she thinks skinnys are only for gays, and he’s/she’s a homophobic fucker whos trying to hide his/her own homosexuality by ranting

    #3) he/she is truly jealous that us skinny jean wearers are able to put them on without busting the button or tearing a seam

    #4) just a dumb fuck who “has so much masculinity” its okay to bash skinny jeans for some reason… if ur so manly, and only want manly stuff, go have anal sex and dominate your partner. hows that, gay basher?!

    and to the dude who said ” PERIOD! And I say we treat them as such.” (press command F, or control F and search for it) – are you implying a woman’s rights argument into this? dumbfucker….

  • i jerk in skinny jeans(: // March 7, 2010 at 10:06 am | Reply

    ok so heres my say on ppl who think guys look gay in skinny jeans

    1. ummmm half the guys white or otherwise rock skinnies

    2.i have no idea how ur package dont fit unless ur actually wearin GIRL jean…they make skinnies for guys so it does fit

    3. girls think skinny jeans are hot…atleast the ones i know

    =side note= i used to wear boot cut jeans but when i went jean shopping one day everything just looked to big except the skinnies so i tried em on and they wher amazing…if ppl actually tried skinny jeans instead of ridiculing them cuz they cant fit ther fat ass in em then wow but now i try to wear the skinniest jeNS I Cn find without em hurtin my junk

  • i jerk in skinny jeans(: // March 7, 2010 at 10:08 am | Reply

    sorry for double posting but on #1. i meant half the ppl in my school srry and i love when i see vblack guys wearin skinnies it looks great on them…no homo

  • Skinny Jeans So TIGHT! // March 8, 2010 at 1:24 am | Reply

    THIS IS FOR ALL YO HATERZ OUT THERE

    Just Because u dont look good in skinny jeans dont mean that you need to keep hatin on the kids that do were them.. Because im sure your just a FAG who sits on his couch all day gaining weight therefor making it so u look like shitt in tight jeans

    So if u wanna keep talkin shit them lemme see that nigga walk them streets in them tight jeans

    P.S. The guy who keeps saying GROW A PAIR to the people who do were skinny jeans im pretty sure u dont have a dick dangling between ur legs

    P.S.S. I Jerk SO TIGHT!!

  • Momonstrosity // March 10, 2010 at 1:23 pm | Reply

    ok well first off skinny jeans have been back in style for a few years now, lil wayne just wants to be like us emo,scene kids who have been wears them for awhile now. Well rappers in skinny jeans fail at life they should leave it to screamo bands and punk bands like all time low and chelsea grin. ps: scene kids are the SEX

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